Grow a Boyfriend Novelty Gift

Grow Your Own Boyfriend – Just add water… and lower your standards!
Tired of bad dates, ghosting, or endless swiping? Now you can grow your perfect (and silent) man at home! Just drop this little guy in water and watch him expand up to 600% his original size. With 6 red and 6 blue in every assortment, there’s a colour to suit every fantasy. He won’t argue, forget birthdays, or leave the toilet seat up – what more could you want?

A brilliant novelty gift for anyone who’s single, loves a good laugh, or is just done with dating apps. No commitment required, and no texts left on read.